I’m sorry to say you’ve been banned from entering the birmingham vicinity for the following crimes: • Red sunglasses • Hironk • Standing on the road • Not being near enough roadworks • Not Roadman enough • Not in Nike tech If you wish to get a chance to stay in the Birmingham city, please move in with someone you know nearby and give them a kiss of permission. If they accept you, you will be sent to the Test of Brummys - venturing to the Black Country, the Malvern Hills, and…A local post box where you must sit for 10 consecutive seconds while you post your letter to Birmingham City Council for approval. Good Luck Scouser.

HE WAS A MURDERER AND HE’S DEAD NOW

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Who is Eddie? For the blind, he is vision. For the hungry, he is the chef. For the thirsty, he is water. If Eddie thinks, I agree. If Eddie speaks, I'm listening. If Eddie has a million fans, I am one of them. If Eddie has ten fans, I am one of them. If Eddie has only one fan, that is me. If Eddie has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole world is against Eddie, I am against the whole world. I will love Eddie until my very last breath. He’s my beautiful, elegant, intelligent, charming, kind, thoughtful, strong, courageous, creative, brilliant, gentle, humble, generous, passionate, wise, funny, loyal, dependable, graceful, radiant, calm, confident, warm, compassionate, witty, adventurous, respectful, sincere, magnetic, bold, articulate, empathetic, inspiring, honest, patient, powerful, attentive, uplifting, classy, friendly, reliable, ambitious, intuitive, talented, supportive, grounded, determined, charismatic, extraordinary, trustworthy, noble, dignified, perceptive, innovative, refined, considerate, balanced, open-minded, composed, imaginative, mindful, optimistic, hearted, well-spoken, quick-witted, deep, philosophical, fearless, affectionate, expressive, emotionally intelligent, resourceful, delightful, fascinating, sharp, selfless, assertive, authentic, vibrant, observant, skillful, generous-spirited, practical, comforting, brave, wise-hearted, enthusiastic, dependable, tactful, enduring, discreet, well-mannered, composed, mature, tasteful, joyful, understanding, genuine, brilliant-minded, encouraging, well-rounded, magnetic, radiant-hearted, insightful, creative-souled, justice-minded, reliable-hearted, tender, uplifting-minded, persevering, devoted, angelic, golden, gentle, clever, courageous, courteous, harmonious, loyal-minded, beautiful-souled, easygoing, sincere-hearted, comforting-voiced, confident-minded, emotionally strong, respectful, imaginative, protective, confident, wise-eyed, loving, serene, magnetic-souled, expressive-eyed Eddie. I love you eddie eddie solos😳😳😳 eddie📄👯♀️🥹😡😋eddie🤨😭😋😬eddie😞🫤😎🤔📚😁🤷♀️😭 eddie 🫂🥺🫂eddie🫤😭🥺eddie🥀🥀😎🤨eddie📚😂🥹😔🤩🫤😋eddie❤️😁🫂😭😋eddie🥀😭😋😔👯♀️😬🫪😁

Asking My Crush Out!!!!! Hey Crush- I- I mean Edward!! Oh my god I nearly slipped up! It’s okay, let me follow this tutorial I found on tiktok… Are you human…? Do you breathe…? What did the fridge say to the door? Nothing. Fridges and doors don’t talk. So…What do you think about us? Was that too forward?! Waiting for response. Xoxo Someone.

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Hey! What comes after one?! Did you say…five? Well done. It isn’t two. Don’t fall for it.

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Have you seen Ronaldo?

Hello, contestants. I’m your host, Airy, and welcome to my competition called OOOOONNEEEEEE.

Which one of you wankers took the piss

Wait i just had lunch why am i in a war

I would just like to say I am declaring Atabook Meo Primary Enemy No.1. He will in fact be nuked by all the Maltese Government as well as my army of Hironks and Sevvy and Suki. I have Evvy hostage. Give me five shingles to see him again.

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